Snooki Thrown in the Slammer
“I’m a f—in’ good person,” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi said as police led her away in handcuffs after causing a drunken scene on the beach in July 2010. “I couldn’t even tell you how I felt in that jail cell,” she said post-bust. “It was like a phenomenon … I’m not a phenomenon. I’m a train wreck.”